The Death of I Would Rather be Golfing Bumper Stickers

You can always tell an activist by how many bumper stickers the have on their car. Multiple advertisements in a concentrated area only causes its audience to neglect all of them. I want to get a bumper sticker that says by reading this you agree to admit you were distracted and not paying attention to my brake lights. That way there will be no confusion in traffic court. One of the most overplayed bumper stickers of all time was the I'd rather be golfing bumper stickers. Everyone I knew had one. So many people at the golf course had them you think the club was a street gang.