The Death of I Would Rather be Golfing Bumper Stickers

You can always tell an activist by how many bumper stickers the have on their car. Multiple advertisements in a concentrated area only causes its audience to neglect all of them. I want to get a bumper sticker that says by reading this you agree to admit you were distracted and not paying attention to my brake lights. That way there will be no confusion in traffic court. One of the most overplayed bumper stickers of all time was the I'd rather be golfing bumper stickers. Everyone I knew had one. So many people at the golf course had them you think the club was a street gang.

The Worst People Golfing

If you are a beginner and think you shouldn't be allowed on the golf course, don't listen to yourself. Some of the best players were once the worst. We've all heard of the saying 'we all have to start somewhere'. However I do understand that some of us never learn past the first lesson and never get better. It is still alright to be the worst golfer on the course. Being the worst allows you certain privileges such as laughing at yourself. The game is meant to be a way to let stress go. People golfing for the wrong reasons can sometimes change that perspective.

Taking Your Animals Golfing with You

If you are an animal lover that takes your pet with you everywhere you go then consider golfing with them. Some extreme pet lovers enjoy taking their animals golfing. Of course there are always problems with loose pets on a course. So consider keeping them in or on the cart rather than letting them roam near by your ball play. It is probably a good thing to keep them away from the golf ball anyways. Can you imagine a dog thinking you are playing fetch with them? It could get really serious if they attempt to get the ball while you drive it.

Playing 27 Hole Golfing

If you've never visited a 27 hole golf course you may wonder what it is. 27 hole golfing is basically what it implies; a 27 hole game instead of 18. With a longer game players can really enjoy the stretches and not worry about the mulligan they had to take back on hole 4. A player can be behind during one stretch and then really pull back to become the leader late in the game. It can turn into an all day event so make sure you're prepared if you decide to play. You can really play on any golf course. Simply tell the cashier you want one round of 18 holes and another of 9 holes. When you finish the full 18 come back and tee-up at another spot on hole 1 for your last 9 holes.